GENESIS 01:01 Adam & Eve In the Big Inning 04:01 Cain & Abel Don’t bring God fruits 06:07 Noah’s Ark We’re gonna need a bigger boat 11:10 Abram & Sarai She works hard for the money 18:01 Sodom & Gomorrah If I knew that you […]
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Big Bang
February 2, 2014
“In the beginning there was nothing at all. To the north and south of the nothingness lay regions of fire and frost.” ~ Snorri Sturluson 1220 CE Snorri sounds like a real hoot. If the 13th century Vikings had a dictionary, and looked up the word “hoot” I bet Snorri’s image would be sketched right […]
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April 13, 2013
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Splish Splash
August 26, 2012
Bathsheba Second Samuel 1:1 to 24:1 1:1 David was hanging out in Ziklag, just hanging with not much going on. A dirty, ragged man showed up in dirty, ragged clothes. 1:4 The man was an Amalekite and he brought word to David of King Saul’s and Prince Jonathan’s defeat at the hands of the Philistines. […]
The Bible According to Brad
August 23, 2012

GENESIS 01:01 Adam & Eve In the Big Inning 04:01 Cain & Abel Don’t bring God fruits 06:07 Noah’s Ark We’re gonna need a bigger boat 11:10 Abram & Sarai She works hard for the money 18:01 Sodom & Gomorrah If I knew that you […]
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
August 19, 2012
David and Saul First Samuel 22:1 to 31:1 22:1 David hid in the hills and stayed mobile with his small band of guerrilla insurgents and barely managed to stay one step ahead of Saul’s pursuit. David’s troops ran smack into a band of Philistines but crushed them. 24:3 King Saul’s son, Prince Jonathan, met with […]
A Lucky Shot
August 12, 2012
David and Goliath First Samuel 16:12 to 22:19 16:12 In private the Lord told Samuel to prepare to soon be pouring oil on a new king’s head. Sam found what he thought was a good candidate for kingship living in the region of Judah and poured oil on the young boy whose name was David. […]
The Man Who Would be Kingmaker
August 5, 2012
Samuel and Saul First Samuel 1:1 to 15:19 1:1 There was a man who had two wives. One of them was Hannah. 1:5 Hannah was having problems becoming pregnant because the Lord had messed around with her lady parts. Hannah was majorly depressed about it. She cried a lot and refused to eat. She promised […]
A Talking Donkey
May 13, 2012
Balaam’s Ass Numbers 15:1 to 22:1 15:1 Yahweh told Moses he needed revenue and he said to raise taxes on the people again. He also detailed how much in fees and penalties people would have to pay this time to be forgiven for an array of new sins. He said that any strangers in the […]
Conspiracy
May 6, 2012
Twelve Spies Numbers 11:1 to 14:39 11:1 When people complained about stuff it really irritated Yahweh. He would become very moody and go around randomly burning innocent people to death. The people ran crying to Moses about the unfairness of it all. Moses had a little talk with Yahweh who agreed to stop the random […]
Rules are Rules
April 1, 2012
Ten Commandments Exodus 20:1 to 31:18 20:1 Yahweh spoke directly to Moses and laid down the law. (1) “I am the only god that helped you escape from Egypt. Don’t even consider any of those other gods to be more important than me, ever.” (2) “Don’t make any religious statues of anything at all, not […]
God is into War
March 25, 2012
Parting the Sea Exodus 12:43 to 19:3 12:43 Yahweh said to Moses “When you have the feast of hard biscuits, don’t let strangers or foreigners eat any. If you buy a male slave, first separate him from the tip of his winky, then he can have a biscuit.” Yahweh went on and on about the […]
August 19, 2014
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