GENESIS
01:01 Adam & Eve In the Big Inning
04:01 Cain & Abel Don’t bring God fruits
06:07 Noah’s Ark We’re gonna need a bigger boat
11:10 Abram & Sarai She works hard for the money
18:01 Sodom & Gomorrah If I knew that you were coming
20:01 Sacrificing Isaac Where you want this killing done?
23:01 Jacob & Esau No Soup For You
28:10 Rachel & Leah The Good Wife
37:01 Joseph’s Coat Dude, Nice Coat
39:20 Pharaoh’s Dream You can be in my dream if I can be in yours
EXODUS
01:01 Baby Moses I Yam What I Yam
05:01 Ten Plagues I feel so broke up I want to go home
12:43 Parting the Sea God is into War
20:01 Ten Commandments Rules are Rules
32:01 Worshiping Baal Golden Cow
LEVITICUS
01:01 The Tabernacle The Show Must Go On
18:01 Mosaic Law My way or the highway
NUMBERS
01:01 Ark of the Covenant A Special Promise
11:01 Twelve Spies Conspiracy
15:01 Balaam’s Ass A Talking Donkey
25:01 Joshua Anointed Rape and Pillage
DEUTERONOMY
01:01 The Second Law Wicked and Doomed
31:19 Song of Moses Rock On Moses
JOSHUA
01:01 Battle of Jericho Milk and a Little Honey
07:03 Battle of Gibeon Astronomy 101
JUDGES
01:01 Ehud and Deborah Order in the Court
06:01 Gideon’s Fleece It’s not a perfect science
09:01 Abimelech and Jephthah The Branch Manager
13:03 Samson and the Foxes The Lion, the Switch, and Thirty Wardrobes
16:04 Samson and Delilah Let Your Freak Flag Fly
Ruth
01:01 Ruth and Naomi The Perfect Woman
SAMUEL I
01:01 Samuel and Saul The man who would be kingmaker
16:12 David and Goliath A Lucky Shot
22:01 David and Saul Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
SAMUEL II
01:01 Bathsheba Splish Splash
Kings I
01:01 King Solomon Don’t be Such a Big Baby
11:28 Elijah and Ahab A Dog Eat Dog World
Kings II
01:01 Elisha With a Grain of Salt
08:01 The Fall of Jerusalem Off With Their Heads
Ezra
01:01 Post Exile Jerusalem The Go-Backs and the Left-Behinders
Nehemiah
01:01 Rebuilding the Temple Sword and Hammer
Esther
01:01 Esther and Mordecai Sexism and the City
Job
01:01 Testing Job The Game
08:01 Job’s Friends The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly
19:01 God and Job The Last Laugh
Psalms
01:01 Hymns of the Lyre Catchy Lyrics
Proverbs
01:01 Wisdom of Solomon Free Advice
Ecclesiastes
01:01 The Preacher Happy Happy Joy Joy
Song of Solomon
01:01 The Love Poem An Old Fashioned Love Song
Isaiah
01:01 Prophecy of Doom Woe to the World
Jeremiah
01:01 Lamentations Cry Baby Cry
20:01 Prophecy of Captivity Haters Gonna Hate
Ezekiel
01:01 The Son of Man No Cake for Me Thanks
18:01 The Valley of Dry Bones Dem Dry Bones
Daniel
01:01 The Fiery Furnace But it’s a Dry Heat
04:04 The Lion’s Den Don’t Eat Me Bro
Hosea
01:02 Reaping the Whirlwind Like Your Mom
Joel
01:01 Valley of Jehoshaphat Bugs and Worms
Amos
01:01 Judgement Day Burn Ban Lifted
Obadiah
01:01 Cursing the Edomites Free Slaves
Jonah
01:01 Jonah and the Whale The One That Got Away
Micah
01:01 Wrath of God Howl and go Naked
Nahum
01:01 The Vengeance of God A Day in the Sun
Habukkuk
01:01 Fear of God Be Afraid
Zephaniah
01:01 Day of the Lord Have a Nice Day
Haggai
01:01 Zerubbabel and the Temple Permit Approved
Zechariah
01:01 Vision of Zion Young Beer and Fresh Women
Malachi
01:01 The Curse Lovers and Haters
Skywise Unlimited 
April 7, 2013 at 00:12
It’s like if Douglas Adams got religion. And OCD.
April 7, 2013 at 07:19
The Old Testament is just what I would expect if it evolved during primitive tribal resource wars, when each ethnic group expected divine intervention promoting their own goals at the expense of their neighbors.
April 7, 2013 at 09:03
I would hardly call it OCD, it’s just a hobby. I spend far more time on the planetarium and the courses in astronomy that I teach. I even have other hobbies that commandeer more of my time. OCD is when the affliction rises to the level of a disability. Actually James, you seem to be the one who has turned the obsession of faith into a career opportunity.